© 1992 Revised lyrics Tom Torriglia

Intro: F-G7-C-G-C

(A) Oh, here's a little number about I woman that I know

She's got brains and class, while I'm a horse's ass

Oh, here's a little number about I woman who's the tops

She's so cool, she's so great and I am such a flop.

(B) Oh, I don't want her, you can have her, she's too smart for me

Way too smart for me, Oh, she's too smart for me

Oh, I don't want her, you can have her, she's too smart for me

She's a plum I'm so dumb, she's too smart for me.

©I am blinded by her brilliance That has made her lots of millions

Oh, I don't want her, you can have her, she's too smart for me

Way too smart for me, Oh, she's too smart for me

Oh, I don't want her, you can have her, she's too smart for me

She's the best, I'm the rest, she's too smart for me.

(D) She's go 5 MBAs from an Ivy league school

She's got 5 PHDs, she is nobody's fool

She is strictly high rent, She should be president

She has got it made, I don't make the grade, She's so smart

(E) Solo

(F) I am blinded by her brilliance

That has made her lots of millions

Oh, I don't want her, you can have her, she's too smart for me

Way too smart for me, Oh, she's too smart for me

Oh, I don't want her, what's her number, she's too smart for me

She's the best, I'm the rest she's too smart for me.

D, E, F-out